Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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