he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Do you have feelings for this penis?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
