Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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