pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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