and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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