what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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