Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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