your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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