Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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