i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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