i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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