There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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