Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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