whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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