Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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