My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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