where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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