Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
