Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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