I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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