how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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