"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Edward fifth and chaser hands
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It's blow job season.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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