I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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