Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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