O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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