You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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