meet me or not, i'm out of control
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He did a backflip because drugs
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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