I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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