Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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