I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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