we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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