fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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