I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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