Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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