East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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