Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I love you. Go after that dick
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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