Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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