We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
When are your genitals available?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
