...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Blow job season was short but glorious.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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