I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Barsexuality is the new black.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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