yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
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