I don't think brook has ever known best
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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