What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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