Dual....:-)
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I need a beard to bite.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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