its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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