I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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