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  Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.

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• I kind of NEED to know the context for this lol

  Submitted by belias22 on Mar 31, 14 at 5:08pm

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• Now that's one awesome wife!!

  Submitted by 86swonavy on Mar 31, 14 at 12:20pm

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• Guess drunk sex didn't pan out as you hoped?

  Submitted by rikie83 on Apr 1, 14 at 1:42am

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• K mum

  Submitted by wogerwamjet on Apr 1, 14 at 4:26am

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• Your husband isn't old enough to be accountable for his own drunk?!!

  Submitted by Batrastard on Apr 1, 14 at 7:37pm

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• Jameson, Bitch.

  Submitted by texastextwhore on Apr 2, 14 at 4:05am

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• Shouldn't your husband be your best friend?

  Submitted by Dioneo on Mar 31, 14 at 12:42pm

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• STFU cvnt.

  Submitted by AngrySailor on Mar 31, 14 at 10:35am

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• Shut up you dumb bitch! He obviously got wasted because of your overbearing (and quite oversized) ass. Sounds like u need a drink and a good screwing

  Submitted by slucketlist on Apr 2, 14 at 1:33am

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