I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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