We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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