she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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