I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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