grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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