we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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