can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
The best revenge is premature balding
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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