Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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