Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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