You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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